Comic Book Guy

One of the many minor Simpsons characters, the nameless Comic Book Guy, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan with a high IQ and a masters in folklore and mythology, is the proud proprietor of The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop. He is perhaps best known for the quote: "Last night's 'Itchy & Scratchy' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me." After which, Bart said, "What? They've given you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them." The CBG simply responded, "Worst episode ever."